Now, I’m not a superstitious guy, but…

We’ve had an uncomfortable amount of “a bunch of animals suddenly dying” stories in recent months. For example, near the end of last year, around 100 tons of fish showed up dead on the shores of Greece. Now, it appears that ducks are dying by the hundreds around Lake Michigan, with experts claiming that bird flu is to blame.

If I were a religious man, I might think that this was some sort of omen or something, but thankfully, I’m not, so we’re probably all fine!